Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

10 Years Of Pain And Suffering















Windows XP turned 10. It is hard to believe that this vehicle of pain and suffering is still the most popular OS in the world. Windows 7 should overtake it any day now. Estimates say that this should happen by the end of the month.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Steve Ballmer Disrespects Android













Steve Ballmer does it again. At the Web 2.0 conference, He said "You don't have to be a computer scientist to use a Windows Phone, but you do to use an Android phone."

Seriously? Has he ever tried to correct a Windows problem? Android is a very easy to use platform.

Insomuch that no one buys Windows phones, one might say that Mr. Ballmer is jealous. Fair enough. But saying that Android is hard to use goes beyond sanity. Something that Mr. Ballmer tends to do pretty regularly.


Friday, October 7, 2011

US Military Drones Hit By Virus














Not funny but yes, the system was running on the Windows platform. :-)


Friday, August 5, 2011

Turbine Powered Batmobile


This thing is really cool. In addition, it is controlled by an iPad.

If they used a Microsoft based device it would never have started in the first place :-)

Monday, August 1, 2011

Internet Explorer Users Are Stupid!
















Like we didn't already know this. Internet Explorer users are rather stupid. A consulting firm named AptiQuant compared the IQ's of IE users to those that use other browsers. No surprise that IE users had lower than average IQ's.

Any browser that dominates computers sold at Wal-Mart speaks for itself. :-)

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Lion Is Out



















Apple released OS X 10.7, Lion, yesterday. I would have posted this yesterday but I was busy upgrading all of my machines. It works perfectly.

No one in the Windows world would ever upgrade to a new version of their OS on the first day. That would just be crazy! :-)

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Security Firms Mad At Microsoft



















Security firms are now mad at Microsoft for distributing Security Essentials for free. Microsoft's software is so poorly designed from a security standpoint that an entire industry grew to take care of this security problems. Rather than building an OS that is secure, Microsoft now offers a security add-on for free. Why this is not part of the standard build makes no sense from a software design standpoint.

That is Microsoft for you!




Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Microsoft Explosion


When someone tells you that they switched to Mac, the story that ensues generally begins like this one.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Windows News












A day in the life of a Windows user :-)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Ray Ozzie Leaving Microsoft



















This is huge news. Ray Ozzie was brought into Microsoft five years ago to replace Bill Gates as the Chief Software Architect. Today he announced his retirement. No word on where Mr. Ozzie will land but any way you slice it, this one it is not good for Microsoft.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Microsoft Windows Phone 7












What if Microsoft released a new cell phone operating system and no one cared :-)

Friday, September 10, 2010

'Here You Have' Virus

















The new 'Here You Have' virus was released earlier this week. It is an email that asked you to open a link. As a tell people in my security speeches, never, ever, open a link inside an email! This new virus seems to be coming from a botnet.

This virus is moving so fast that it basically shut down NASA, Comcast and P&G.

Friday, July 30, 2010

I Wish













You have to love Steve Ballmer's humor. When market analysts asked him about his thoughts on the iPad he replied "they've sold certainly more than I'd like them to have sold." He went on to discuss how a new Windows based slate would decimate Apple's iPad market.

Mr. Ballmer is always good for a laugh. :-)

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Windows XP Extended Until 2020














What many people do not realize is that 74% of business users still use Windows XP, the nine year old OS. Businesses have no interest in upgrading to Windows 7.

Yesterday Microsoft announced that it would extend licencing of Windows XP until 2020. Unfortunately, this also extends the BSOD surprise for Windows users :-)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

No More Windows For Google














Due to security concerns, Google has decided to phase out the use of all Microsoft operating systems. Employees must now decide between Mac OS or an open-source Linux computer.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Day That The Earth Stood Still




As of today, Apple is the worlds most valuable technology company, not Microsoft. (click on figure to enlarge). Apple's stock is selling for $244.87, giving it a market cap of $223.1 billion. Today, Microsoft's market cap is $217.78 billion.

I think that hell just froze over :-)

Monday, May 3, 2010

28 days












28 days. That is how long it took Apple to sell 1 million iPads. No wonder both Microsoft and HP canceled their plans last week to build tablets.

Windows 7 Feature













Apparently, Windows 7 has a neat new feature. It erases your restore points every time that the computer is rebooted.

Nice job! :-)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

10% Of Microsoft Employees Own An iPhone















According to a WSJ article, 10% of Microsoft employees own an iPhone. Apparently, a large percentage of the remainder of Microsoft's employees are not familiar with the truth :-)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Unbelievable!















Honestly, this one is a little hard to believe. Scott Charney, the Microsoft Vice President for Trustworthy Computing, proposed a usage tax on the Internet to fight cyber threats.

So, let me get this right. Rather than build a secure product, Microsoft wants other people to pay for their defective software. Only in Microsoft's world does that make sense!